Monday, April 20, 2015

Hidden Shit at Disneyland Resort

Focus! FOCUS!
Did you know that there are 47 restrooms between Disneyland and California Adventure (with 71 including hotels and Downtown Disney)?  Yup, there are!  Some of them are off of the beaten path, which, if you are like me, offers a good hidden spot to poop.  So come along, lets explore a few hidden restrooms.

Somewhere in the Tour check-in area.
First on Josh's poop list is just past the left entrance behind the tour group area and its brother on the other side, inside of the Disney Gallery.  Both of these seem like the perfect spot to drop the kids off at the pool in the mornings, if you know what I mean.

Somewhere in the Disney Gallery
Next up is inside of Adventureland, inside of Aladdin's Oasis.  Seems to me like this would be a good spot to give birth to a Jungle Cruise Skipper.  Although, you may have to slip under the rope to access it.  Not that I am condoning breaking park rules, but when you gotta poop, you gotta poop.

Good luck getting into this one.
Bear necessities
Give new meaning to "Big Thunder."
These ones aren't really hidden, I just haven't been to them.  In the back of the Hungry Bear and Big Thunder Ranch.  Don't know if they are peaceful spots to poo or not, but it's worth a shot.

Seems there are two near the Fantasyland Theater.  These might be good quiet places to evacuate the system during certain times of the day.  I mean what really happens in that area?

Going back out of the park there is one in the baby care center.  I imagine that you can drop bombs in there and blame it on babies.


Now on to California Adventure!

Doesn't look like there are any here that I didn't know about.  So don't be ashamed with natural body functions.  Take a nice heavy dump and be proud.






Not a good place for a puppet show.

Hmm.... seems I ran out of text before I ran out of pictures.