|You're not supposed to talk to strangers.|
ESPECIALLY in a dark forest.
Good hell, a 75 minute run time? And here's my biggest problem for this movie. For the most part, nothing happens. I feel like half of the movie is just filler. For example, there's a musical acid trip after each fairy gives their blessing/gifts on baby Aurora. Even though those sequences seriously looked awesome, they were really stretching to reach that 75 minute run time.
And I don't mind filler a lot of the time, as long as the characters are interesting. A mistake in this movie was to make the three bumbling fairies the main characters. They just don't do anything for me. They annoyed me. And I don't want to be accused of "well, you're not looking at it through 1959's eyes!" To which I say I loved the seven dwarfs, and that was in 1937.
|Look! Look! Even the king and queen are bored!|
|The film's saving grace...|
|...and a kick ass dragon!|