1. Italy. I mean, come on. This pavilion blows. I want to know how this pavilion planning session went:
"Okay, we have some Italian buildings! What else do we need?"
"Italy has pasta."
"Great! Get some pasta in there! What else?"
"Fantastic! Write that down! What else can we put in?"
"Alright. We'll call it a day."
|Hope you like pasta and disappointment!|
|"I feel so empty inside..."|
|Don't make eye contact. Just keep walking.|
5. ....Okay at the moment, I can't think of anything for number 5. But that still leaves a solid list of 4 other things that are worse than a quirky attraction that most people ride just because it's there and something to do being replaced by a Frozen attraction. I'm not going to miss the hospital-hallway queue.
|Like waiting in line for a prostate exam.|