But I have a three year old. You know what can't be avoided with a three year old? The Disney Junior channel. However, still not being in the demographic, Disney Junior kicks the snot out of Disney Channel. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? Neverland Pirates? Yeah I can get on board with this. Or I'm just suffering a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome, because my kid watches the shit out of this channel, and absolutely loves most of the programming.
But then something dark happens. Late into the night and into the wee morning hours, the lineup changes to tripe that neither kid nor adult gives two flying flocks for. Just... just look at this!
|I will strangle the Imagination Movers|
What the hell is a Tinga Tale? Does anyone even care about Babar? And I'm allergic to bees, so the Hive can go straight to hell. Why does late night Disney Junior exist? I have one possible reason: They know that they're pushing garbage and it's a way for kids to lose interest in their TV-watching activities so they can go to bed. But what if you find yourself in a predicament like I recently found myself in? STAYING UP WITH A SICK KID. I went to turn on this miracle channel to distract the little tyke from the stomach juices coming out of his mouth and nose, but neither of us had any interest in the warm, comforting glow coming off of the screen. Late night Disney Junior is worthless. And then, I had the idea to end all ideas...
|You can't tell me you wouldn't watch this.|
In closing, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if I ever find myself havingto watch one more second of Timmy Time while Disney withholds crime-fighting chipmunks and billionaire ducks, I will shove a chair leg through my TV. Thank you.
|Really, does anyone else besides me remember this??|