Wednesday, February 26, 2014
This right here is a good episode. If you like laughing hysterically at classic Mutineer nonsense, this is the episode for you! We cover the obligatory topic of raised ticket prices, some Flower & Garden Festival and Star Wars Weekends stuff, and then we get into the nitty gritty! Josh brings back Blood Behind the Ink and reveals the original story of The Little Mermaid. What, you want more? You got more! Because Tim blasts into one of the greatest Tim the Food Bitch's in recent history! It's a glorious 3 hour ramble. We wrap it up with listener questions and then set you free to rethink your life and choice of current podcasts. So, enjoy! Because we sure as hell did! You can listen on the player there on the right, unless you're on the mobile page! In that case, CLICK HERE, listen through iTunes, or use your favorite podcast app on your smartphone! If you use iTunes, please, rate and review us! Free ostrich for anyone that does!
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Hey-oh, swabs! Okay, this week we made a hilarious show for you. Not only does Jake bring some news about a solid, confirmed opening date on a certain Dwarf Mine Train and an upgraded My Disney Experience smartphone app, but the Mutineers are podcasting THROOOOUGH TIME! Yep. This is the first episode of any podcast ever. And you have us to thank for it. But wait, there's more! We get to our main point of the episode: Top 12 Ways to Save Money in the Parks, the Mutineer Way!! This episode is essential when planning your budget for any trip to a Disney park. So strap in, count down, and hold your breath, because this episode is a laugh riot! You can listen on the player there on the right, unless you're on the mobile page! In that case, CLICK HERE, listen through iTunes, or use your favorite podcast app on your smartphone! If you use iTunes, please, rate and review us! Free crushed orbital sockets for anyone that does!
Sunday, February 16, 2014
But I have a three year old. You know what can't be avoided with a three year old? The Disney Junior channel. However, still not being in the demographic, Disney Junior kicks the snot out of Disney Channel. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? Neverland Pirates? Yeah I can get on board with this. Or I'm just suffering a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome, because my kid watches the shit out of this channel, and absolutely loves most of the programming.
But then something dark happens. Late into the night and into the wee morning hours, the lineup changes to tripe that neither kid nor adult gives two flying flocks for. Just... just look at this!
|I will strangle the Imagination Movers|
What the hell is a Tinga Tale? Does anyone even care about Babar? And I'm allergic to bees, so the Hive can go straight to hell. Why does late night Disney Junior exist? I have one possible reason: They know that they're pushing garbage and it's a way for kids to lose interest in their TV-watching activities so they can go to bed. But what if you find yourself in a predicament like I recently found myself in? STAYING UP WITH A SICK KID. I went to turn on this miracle channel to distract the little tyke from the stomach juices coming out of his mouth and nose, but neither of us had any interest in the warm, comforting glow coming off of the screen. Late night Disney Junior is worthless. And then, I had the idea to end all ideas...
|You can't tell me you wouldn't watch this.|
In closing, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if I ever find myself havingto watch one more second of Timmy Time while Disney withholds crime-fighting chipmunks and billionaire ducks, I will shove a chair leg through my TV. Thank you.
|Really, does anyone else besides me remember this??|
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Hey gang! We have a show for you this week! First of all, Tim's back! And we find out where he's been and what kind of shenanigans he had gotten himself into. Also this week, Matt talks about a certain major sporting event that ties into the Magic Kingdom, Jake gives us the news, and Josh got a new car. And most importantly, our new recorder worked and the audio quality sounds great! We might know what we're doing now! So give it a listen, tell a friend, and have a Mutineer of a day! You can listen on the player there on the right, unless you're on the mobile page! In that case, CLICK HERE, listen through iTunes, or use your favorite podcast app on your smartphone! If you use iTunes, please, rate and review us! Free invisibility serum for anyone that does!
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Right from the top, I need to tell you, we are testing out a new recording program. I'm sure you all remember the One Year Anniversary episode debacle. Yeah, we can't have that again. This episode is our first with the new system and we're still working the kinks out, but the worst is just some volume issues. Everyone is understandable and clear, and we're good to go. We'll continue to tweak the new recorder in upcoming episodes, because so far we're very happy with it. Okay, long winded explanation over, let's jump into this episode! This week, a sloooow news week at Disney, but Jake found some news! Some very important news! You'll have to listen to find out what it is! Also, Jake has begun trying out this new-fangled MyMagic+ system, and he keeps us up to date with his experience so far! Then Josh talks about a topic you don't hear much about: Shades of Green! We then go through a hilarious That Guy segment, and roll right into possibly the funniest TripAdvisor Game of Shame to date! So sit down, drop your drawers, and listen, because although this one starts off slow, it picks up speed fast! P.S. Annie is sitting in for Tim (sometimes AS Tim) while Tim is away on vacation. Also, we'll pick up Listener Questions next week. Thanks to everyone that's been sending them in. Let's do this!!! You can listen on the player there on the right, unless you're on the mobile page! In that case, CLICK HERE, listen through iTunes, or use your favorite podcast app on your smartphone! If you use iTunes, please, rate and review us! Free antidote for anyone that does!
Sunday, February 2, 2014
Dammit, Disney. How dare you use humor and wit on me to push your products! Don't you know it works really well?! Anyway, I'm really not against this whole new MyMagic+ that has people up in arms and grabbing their torches and pitchforks. (And I'll write about that soon enough.) And this commercial really offers no details of the current workings of the system. But hell, it made me laugh. Especially the tip jar.