Walt Disney World's monorail system opened with the Magic Kingdom in 1971 and was intended as transportation from the Ticket and Transportation Center (TTC) to the only park. It also served as transportation from the TTC to EPCOT Center when that park opened. Way back then it served it's main purpose. Now I suppose it sort of does in a stale dirty way.
|What once screamed "The future of transportation!" now screams "I'm from the time cocaine was big!"|
|Take this. Or you could take the ferry. I recommend the ferry.|
|...like a Playdough factory vomited down the side.|
|The monorail also doubles as a billboard.|
The other thing, as I mentioned, is that it is filthy in those things. Not that Disney World is the best at housekeeping lately. To that, I say, clean up your room and no dinner until it is done. If I wanted to pay to see dirty shit I would go to Vegas... Which is fitting, because when the Las Vegas monorail first began operation between two stations, it used two retired Disney World monorail trains. Dirty enough for Disney, dirty enough for Vegas.
|"We won't paint this thing unless it's making money for us!"|