Saturday, January 19, 2013

Tripped Up


Lady's and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls! Welcome to the greatest blog on Earth! Or was that E-Arth? I forget. Anyways, I am blogging to you today with a heavy heart. I have made the decision to cancel my trip to Walt Disney World later this year. I also have planned a trip to Disneyland for that same time frame. You may find yourself asking "Why do I care, Josh?" Well, I will tell you why.
Disney World for a week + flights = $6500 dollars for my family. Holy crap! Driving from my house to Anaheim for a week is about a third of that. Also, here is the kicker: Aside from World Showcase, Disneyland has almost everything Disney World has.

Kali River Rapids? Grizzly River has you beat.
Pirates? West Coast's is longer.
Tower of Terror? Version light.
Soarin? First.
Test Track? One word: Lighting McQueen.
Yeti? Abominable Snowman. And it still moves.
Trains? Boom, got 'em.
Spinners? Oh, Disney World has more (cheap thrills?)
X-ray rocks? None here!

And let's not forget, I can stay off property, park MY car at the hotel and still walk to the resort. Take that, buses!