Thursday, April 23, 2015

Podcast Episode 118 - 3rd Annual Star Wars Episode

You didn't want it, you didn't ask for it, but dammit, we're giving it to you anyway! This right here is our 3rd Annual Star Wars episode! We talk The Force Awakens trailer, Star Wars Rebels, Rogue One, Battlefront, and more! You throw that in a pot with some potatoes, and baby you got a stew goin'!  As always, you can listen on the player there on the right, unless you're on the mobile page! In that case, CLICK HERE, listen through iTunes, or use your favorite podcast app on your smartphone! If you use iTunes, please, rate and review us! Free high fives for anyone that does!





Monday, April 20, 2015

Hidden Shit at Disneyland Resort

Focus! FOCUS!
Did you know that there are 47 restrooms between Disneyland and California Adventure (with 71 including hotels and Downtown Disney)?  Yup, there are!  Some of them are off of the beaten path, which, if you are like me, offers a good hidden spot to poop.  So come along, lets explore a few hidden restrooms.

Somewhere in the Tour check-in area.
First on Josh's poop list is just past the left entrance behind the tour group area and its brother on the other side, inside of the Disney Gallery.  Both of these seem like the perfect spot to drop the kids off at the pool in the mornings, if you know what I mean.

Somewhere in the Disney Gallery
Next up is inside of Adventureland, inside of Aladdin's Oasis.  Seems to me like this would be a good spot to give birth to a Jungle Cruise Skipper.  Although, you may have to slip under the rope to access it.  Not that I am condoning breaking park rules, but when you gotta poop, you gotta poop.

Good luck getting into this one.
Bear necessities
Give new meaning to "Big Thunder."
These ones aren't really hidden, I just haven't been to them.  In the back of the Hungry Bear and Big Thunder Ranch.  Don't know if they are peaceful spots to poo or not, but it's worth a shot.

Seems there are two near the Fantasyland Theater.  These might be good quiet places to evacuate the system during certain times of the day.  I mean what really happens in that area?

Going back out of the park there is one in the baby care center.  I imagine that you can drop bombs in there and blame it on babies.


Now on to California Adventure!

Doesn't look like there are any here that I didn't know about.  So don't be ashamed with natural body functions.  Take a nice heavy dump and be proud.






Not a good place for a puppet show.

Hmm.... seems I ran out of text before I ran out of pictures.


Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Podcast Episode 117 - Where Did It Come From? Where Did It Go?

This week is so full of episodey goodness, it'll choke you with happiness! It happened! It's an episode! And we talk about Hatbox Ghost, Harold of the Matterhorn, Peter Pan, the Tom Petty Racing thing at Disney World, and oh so much more! And by more, I mean complete tangents that yo should completely be expecting from us by now. And then Food Bitch stops by and tells us what he thinks about Epcot's new gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches at the Taste Track kiosk! Welcome to Mickey Mutineers. I love you.  As always, you can listen on the player there on the right, unless you're on the mobile page! In that case, CLICK HERE, listen through iTunes, or use your favorite podcast app on your smartphone! If you use iTunes, please, rate and review us! Free high fives for anyone that does!

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaack allegedly.
Harold knows that you touch yourself at night.
And he's none too happy about it.


Bask in the cheesy goodness.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Podcast Episode 116- Galactic Orgies

Hey we're back this we week! We ran down our impostors and they are on a time-out! Anyway, this week we spend a lot of time on our version of the news. Which is really hardly news at all. We go from Magic Kingdom to Marvel to Mulan to Star Wars to tigers and so so much more. And we have a wild time along the way! Then we wrap things up with some listener questions and let you go along your merry little way! Enjoy! This one is fun! As always, you can listen on the player there on the right, unless you're on the mobile page! In that case, CLICK HERE, listen through iTunes, or use your favorite podcast app on your smartphone! If you use iTunes, please, rate and review us! Free high fives for anyone that does!

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Podcast Episode 115 - They Stole The Keys To The Van

We done got punked! Apparently, for April Fool's Day, all our made-up characters stole the keys to the van and left the Mutineers behind for an episode. So, if you can, sit back and enjoy an entire episode with Dimitri, Food Bitch, Johnny Penis Fingers, Masturbating News Guy, Fred Westboro, Satan, Doom Guy, and a mysterious newcomer that wasn't initially invited... And they all talk about what their favorite Disney rides are! Good Luck! You'll need it. As always, you can listen on the player there on the right, unless you're on the mobile page! In that case, CLICK HERE, listen through iTunes, or use your favorite podcast app on your smartphone! If you use iTunes, please, rate and review us! Free high fives for anyone that does! But... but don't judge us by this episode. I mean, we weren't even there!

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Podcast Episode 114 - One-Eyed Odin

This week, we welcome back the great Safari Mike for an episode that, once again, is clear full of Disney talk! We're on a roll here, people! We go over all the news coming from everywhere! Epcot! Magic Kingdom! Disneyland! Matt's bowl of macaroni and cheese! And then we start to discuss our main topic, a rollicking round of Lawn Chair Imagineering, but it quickly becomes "How Josh Single-handedly Ruined Epcot For Everyone!" Seriously. Send all your hate mail to Josh. But first, enjoy the episode! As always, you can listen on the player there on the right, unless you're on the mobile page! In that case, CLICK HERE, listen through iTunes, or use your favorite podcast app on your smartphone! If you use iTunes, please, rate and review us! Free high fives for anyone that does!
The Future is a heck of a thing to keep up with.

Allegedly making a bigger appearance at Epcot.

I can already feel my ears popping from the pressure!
...and my head shaking from the disappointment. 

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Podcast Episode 113 - The 11th Plague

Well, anyone listening to this episode knows all about all the news that came from last week's shareholders meeting. BUT... do you know the news from last week's shareholders meeting mixed with ANATOMY LESSONS?? I think not! That's what you can expect in this week's episode! Also, we do a hilarious (and enraging) round of the TripAdvisor GAME OF SHAME! And boy do we have some doozies this time around. We're also joined by some very "special" guests at the very end of the show. They weren't invited...they never are... Tune in and have fun! As always, you can listen on the player there on the right, unless you're on the mobile page! In that case, CLICK HERE, listen through iTunes, or use your favorite podcast app on your smartphone! If you use iTunes, please, rate and review us! Free high fives for anyone that does! 
For some reason, this got mentioned on this episode.

These are the ta-tas Matt felt the need to point out.


And this is a solid reference for one of the Game of Shame contestants.